Tuesday, July 28, 2009

2009 Hosting Summer Olympic Event Results

As a reminder, last year's gold went to Nathan Cardin for his hosting in California. This year, the Olympic Officials flew to Florida to judge this year's contenders, the Schlossers. Although the Schlossers aren't competing against Nathan (yes, you keep your medal), they will have a few advantages such as there are two of them, but these are counter balanced with the visit time being 3 days longer and in an area well known by the visitors.

Now, for an introduction to the Schlossers.


Angie (Ang) Schosser is, just like Nathan from last year, a military brat (sometimes called that with the word "spoiled" instead of "military"). She's one of four children and has a very supportive and wonderful set of parents, especially her Dad. She is a graduate from Choctawhatchee High School, one of the top 200 high schools in the country. She went on to the University of West Florida (UWF), graduated with a BA in public relations, worked for a few years with a PR firm in Washington DC, then decided to go back to college (University of Central Florida) for a MA in counselling. She now works with a hospice, training and coordinating volunteers. Joe (Joe) Schossler (he's the one in disguise), was raised in Ohio, not sure, but can we can assume he went to high school. He also attended UWF, where he met Ang, at the same time he was living with another girl who's name was Tar Tar, but that's a different Olympic event. After graduation, he was invited to join the Air Force as a pilot. After attending officer training school (I didn't know they had a school for that, I thought they were born that way), and two pilot training programs, he is now stationed at Hurlburt (locally pronounce Hulbut) Air Base.

The following is a narration submitted by the Schlosser's guest.

They met us on time at the airport. But, points may have been taken for the tradition of stopping at a Dunkin Donuts was missed due to DDs not being in the south. They took us to a breakfast at the Village Inn, for a nice meal, what donuts? They did stop at the Gulf Breese Flea Market, although more points would have been awarded if we had made purchases for something we couldn't live without. We got to their house, which included a tour and a re-introduction with their dog, Foster. I was unsure how Foster was going to affect their accumulation of points, but was pleasantly surprised, he may have actually gained points for them.

The first evening, they brought us to a place to eat called Johnny Huston's. This was a gamble for they've never eating there before. It paid off as the meal was pretty good and the ambiance (for military pilots, that means the environment or it's distinct atmosphere) was of a car mechanic's garage, they even kept the menus and silverware in a large tool box.

The next morning, at about 5:30, I was given a task, turn the TV on. There were two remote controls and at least four media boxes and a large TV, large enough they must have gotten a deal from a football stadium. I was up for the puzzle, plus what was I to do until someone got up. It took me about 40 minutes to get the TV on, the satellite up and running, and the surround sound on and not too loud. There's another box, but I'm not sure what it is or does, it might be a decoy.

The next day Ang took me for a run. Yes, there is a beach in Florida.


When we got back and showered, Ang made breakfast. Apparently this doesn't happen very often as Joe was just as excited as Foster with a treat. Then later, the four of us took the kayaks down to the sound.

First the girls took them out, making sure they worked. Ang in the top pic, Mom (yes, that is Mom, she wasn't photo shopped in) is in the bottom pic.


Then Joe and I went out to fish up some supper.

Here, I'm landing my craft after a fruitless fishing trip. But, Joe had more success, looks like we're having seaweed wrapped sushi tonight.


They scored a few points in the "make them feel wanted" category. They showed me an area in their lawn which wasn't getting any water when they ran the sprinklers. We then worked on putting a new sprinkler head in the corner. I rate my jobs on the number of trips to Lowes, this was a three tripper.


We also privatized their front windows, Ang is happy that someone can't walk up and look in, Foster isn't happy as he can't walk up and look out.


Although it never rained while we were there, I was ready just in case.


A visit to Mama Rosa's Pizza - 1 point.
One of Mama Rosa's salad, like many times in the past - 2 points
Lunch with a real AF pilot - pointless


We played Rummikub one evening. It wasn't noticed till I saw this picture, but you'll see that we are all looking at the camera, except for Joe. What is he doing while we aren't paying attention?


During the week, none of us ever took a nap, at least we weren't caught, except one of us took a little down time each day.


The last evening, we went to a fancy restaurant on the Destin Beach. Our waitress got the points and an extra tip for taking this picture.



I'm sure the Schlossers's were well on their way to winning this event, but there were three incidences on the last day that may have cost them a few points.

They took us to a hibachi restaurant on the way to airport. This is where they fry up the meat and vegetables in front of you. The presentation and meal was good, but laughing at a guest for trying to eat with those two sticks isn't a good idea for the host.


As soon as we were dropped off at the airport, secretly hidden surveillance cameras caught them celebrating in the parking lot with beer, and beer they didn't even buy. This isn't a good idea since the competition isn't over until the wheels are in the well.


The last points were lost when our plane was delayed for over an hour (normal for USAIR). Seems that someone on the ground noticed something might be wrong with a tire. They called for a maintenance supervisor to check it out. It took over an hour to get him (or her) to look at the tire and immediately give us the go ahead. The Schlossers immediately filed a protest, indicating they had nothing to do with the delay. However, the Olympic Counsel responded with their use of the "6 degrees of separation" rule in order to determine if the event counts. In this instance, 1) the aircraft tire is part of aircraft maintenance, 2) aircraft maintenance is part of the aircraft, 3) the aircraft has a crew, 4) the crew is lead by the pilot, 5) most airline pilots were once military pilots, 6) Joe happens to be a military pilot. Therefore, the Counsel is going to allow the loss of points for the delayed takeoff.

Overall, it was a very relaxing week, we had a great time. We ate well, both in and out, and we always had room for ice cream, both store bought and homemade. The outdoor concert in Navarre was a pleasant evening. An added plus to the evening was when Joe did a fly over during the concert in the Osprey, at least we think it was Joe.

The points are being collected, then results will be listed below.
















Congratulations Schlossers
for winning the gold.









2279


4 comments:

Anonymous said...

how does one apply to host the games? Also Pres Clinton was able to persuade N. Korea to change there score to 9.6 Ohio score was high for a blue state.
Thanks for your time. PMB

Anonymous said...

Hey, when did they get a beach in Florida?
Clinton had to give away intern secrets to get that score raised.

The Schlosser's said...

We are pleased with the results. However, we're wondering why we didn't get any points for having beer on draft when the guests arrived? Cheers!

FOSTER said...

As the Chairperson for the Federation Olympic Scoring Towards Equality Remediation or FOSTER, I'm more then welcome to answer any questions that deal with the event scoring. Your inquire of why you didn't get points for having a keg ready for your guest seems like common sense one, you should have received additional points. However, I checked with the scoring judges and found out the primary objective of the keg was actually for a birthday party that was celebrated the day before your guest arrived; therefore the keg that your guest consumed was seconds. Had the party been on the same day as your guest arrived, you could then have scored those points, along with a number of party points.

Again, if you have any other questions concerning your event and it's scoring, please don't hesitate to ask FOSTER. Congrats on your win. Don't forget you are one event, of your own, shy away from being eligible for the family hosting event.